Stretch marks, plz help!!! 10 points?

Okay I have loads of stretch marks from a weight gain that are red. I have brown skin and my mom order AVON Super Shape Anti-Cellulite & Stretch Mark Cream. does that work? I'm also depressed because I think I might if I lose weight I could get the ladies (lol) but Im afraid because I have TONS of stretch marks. I have Palmers Cocoa er that I just started using. Does That work either? what about bio-oil? Im depressed because WHEN I lose the weight I wanna take my shirt off but all the stretch marks will be there on my chest, shoulders, love handles, and near my belly on. They're also on my arms. Is there any makeup I could put onto them for [light] brown skin? Please HELP!